To start off our FIRST Dog Of The Week feature, meet one of my favorite dogs, Edgar! He is notorious for winning prizes so of course he found the golden egg at an Easter Egg Hunt and won a gift certificate to Pawmiscuous! He's been a Pawmiscuous boy ever since.This handsome mama's boy has a big pawsonality and always the life of the pawty! Let's learn a little more about Edgar.
How old is your dog?
3 years old
What breed is your dog?
Dachshund, weenie dog, hot dog, major jerk
Where do you live?
What is the worst fashion decision you’ve ever made?
My news boy hat. You’ve never seen it in public. Mom can’t stop laughing long enough to make me wear it out.
If you were the ruler of the world, who would be your top advisor?
My mom - but I have selective hearing and do my own things constantly so she’d be more of my royal nagger than advisor.
What would be the tagline to the sitcom of your life?
Always late to the party, but first in the buffet line.
Where is the coolest place you’ve ever pooped?
My mom’s friend’s bath tub! It was so big and clean. I love pooping in people’s bath tubs and have done it at almost every house I’ve visited. They’re like toilets, but for dogs.
What would your Superlative be?
Most likely to live in his mom’s basement while having an addiction to pizza rolls and Mountain Dew.
What is the weirdest thing you do?
Did I mention I poop in bathtubs? Hmmm... mom thinks it’s pretty weird I like to rub my face in stinky things ie fish skin treats, fish food (for dogs), other dogs poops, really dirty spots on the sidewalk, and once a dead rat in a crosswalk.
What is the first thing you would do if you had opposable thumbs?
Open the treat box and all the bags of treats... and eat them in one sitting.
What is your favorite Pawmiscuous item?
Penny. Can I have her? But also the button ups...
If you could say anything to Penny, what would it be?
I love you. You are my queen. A true goddess. Your hair crimps and sassy attitude make my tail wag and heart go pitter patter.
You can find Edgar on Instagram @edgar_the_wiener